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Eddie Izzard

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urhajos:

wip - about a new place by =agnes-cecile

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» tags #art #agnes cecile

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selfimposedblindfoldedness:

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jajalonso:

Donnie Darko (2001) - Dirigida por Richard Kelly

peliculón

Eres hermoso <3

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cosmo sex tip #666

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

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» tags #kitty #illustration

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» tags #so accurate

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» tags #garland #beauty

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thepirateking:

johnman:

Sailor Beast Transformation Sequence

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» tags #beauty and the beast #sailor moon

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» tags #food #dumplings

Poem: In your newest movie called " Lucifer's personal collection" You recently made your turn into Dom porno after working out a lot.
CAPTAIN COMPOTE DE POMMES: oh my god
Poem: lmaooo I'm dying

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» tags #fel and I #it's late #my dreams are very weird

CAPTAIN COMPOTE DE POMMES: what crater in the future???
CAPTAIN COMPOTE DE POMMES: what are you talking about
Poem: It says!
Poem: "He recovered the young lady from a crater where a bakery once stood, operated by the man's wife, a notable baked goods baroness."
CAPTAIN COMPOTE DE POMMES: yes, so?
Poem: but this bakery, was destroyed in like 1995
CAPTAIN COMPOTE DE POMMES: no
CAPTAIN COMPOTE DE POMMES: this is a different bakery, leau

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» tags #no this is a different bakery leau #this is a great example of how precious Fel really is #Basically he wants to kill me for being so clueless #LMAO #his smooth reply #just calmly saying #no this is a different bakery #LOL I'm laughing way too hard at this #I love homestuck #I'm so sorry bb for being so stupid #lmaooo #homestuck #bestest friend ever

Fel and me skyping. It always gives unexpected results.

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» tags #lmao #I love you butt